i already hear my dad disowning me
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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