We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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