Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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