On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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