You really coming over, don't trick.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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