You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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