Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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