Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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