spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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