Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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