we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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