u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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