i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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