I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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