I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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