That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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