But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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