is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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