Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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