week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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