I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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