just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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