we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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