Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Umm I'm too high to move.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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