I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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