I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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