just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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