wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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