I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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