That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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