So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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