with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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