What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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