I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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