Dual....:-)
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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