I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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