He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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