Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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