are you so shy because you have an std?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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