Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
