So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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