I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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