All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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