But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
