He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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