I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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