turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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