You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Terrible idea I love it
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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