People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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