This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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