he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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