There is no way he is gay with that hair.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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